No Birthday Milk

No birthday milk for me this year. :( Keith looked when he went to buy milk a few days ago and he couldn't find any. And I have to have searched every gallon, half gallon, pint, and whatever other small-sized containers of whole milk, 2% milk, 1% milk, fat free milk, chocolate milk (I feel like Trucky naming all the milks like that) at Publix and couldn't find a single "July 31" expiration date! I found everything around it, but I guess there are some days that milk just doesn't expire on and unfortunately this year, my birthday seems to fall on one of them. :(