The Last One on the Bandwagon

I got this from Mike who got this from Angelle who got this from Erica (but I don't know who Erica got it from). :) I've been putting it off, but here goes...

COUNTRY WESTERN SINGER NAME: (mother & father’s middle names)
Louise Paul

NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad)
Arthur Leonard

STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Donke

DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Chartreuse Kangaroo

SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Kolumbus Miami

FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Keld

GANGSTA NAME: ( fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Chocolate Covered Cherry Oreo

ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)
Li'l Jerry Little Grey

STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Happy Snickers

PORN NAME: (1st pet, 1st Car)
Inky Caviller

AMERICAN GLADIATOR NAME (model name of your current car)
Odyssey

When I read this when other people did it I did some of them in my head and thought my answers were lame, but now that I have them actually written down, I know that my answers are definitely lame. Inky Caviller? What kind of a porn star is that? Keri Kolumbus sounds more porn-ish! And can anyone honestly say that "Keld" sounds fly? I don't think so. Donke is probably the only answer worth reading. I guess Odyssey isn't bad, but half of every mom in America can claim that one.