And while I'm at it... I don't get the whole ribbon thing. Wait... I DO get the ribbon thing for the yellow ribbon or the pink ribbon (unless they're sideways flapping in the wind), but I've seen some ridiculous spin-offs of it. I saw one the other day that was a ribbon with "Soccer Mom" written on it! What? Remember the soccer mom and her struggles? Bring the soccer mom back home? When I saw the ribbon, I was alone yet I actually said "What?!" out loud.
Can anyone out there explain either of the above? Maybe I'm missing something. :S