Snakes on a Minivan

Yesterday I heard Macy barking out the window and she just wouldn't stop, so I knew something was up. I went to the window to see what was going on and she was barking at something under my car. So I went outside to see what it was (expecting to see a possum or turtle), leaned over, and I saw a huge snake slithering around! I only saw it for about a second though, when all the sudden it disappears. The freakin' thing slithered up my front driver's side tire! I couldn't see it anymore, so I got into my car (maybe "leaped" is a better verb) and drove forward and backwards a little hoping that either the motor or the moving would scare it out... but it didn't.

Since the snake incident yesterday, I've been totally freaked out anytime that I get into my car. I don't know what kind of snake it was, but it was big! I keep looking under the coats and papers laying on the floor and on the seats and checking under the seats, and, of course, I haven't seen anything, but it still freaks me out and has me freaked out while driving to the point that I keep coming up with plans for how to react if I see it slithering around in my car!

I have had it with these mother creepin' snakes on this mother drivin' minivan!

4 comments:

bieke said...

Wow! That is so scary! I'm so glad there are no snakes here in Belgium...

Anonymous said...

Wow! i HATE snakes. http://www.floridabackyardsnakes.com/ NvL

KristieDonald said...

You did better than I would have Keri. I would have ran screaming in the house for Scot!! Nothing scares me worse than a snake!!!

Kelly Albert said...

OH HECK NO.. I would have totally not got into the car.. I would have called a pest guy to come get it RIGHT AWAY. I am petrified- I always imagine running over them in the car. haha! The less snakes in this world- the better.